“Chico was not a saint...”

Interesting new tact for NFL players: Suspend yourself before Goodell can

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Where did you find this home video of my son?

OMG what on earth is fundoshi marshmallow, here!? :D Too cute.

This is perfect.

Ah happy news seems so rare these days. This makes my day :)

Enjoy your dirtnap, asshole motherfucker.

I’ve never really had glitches in games before. But in ME:A I’ve had a few. None really affected the game but they were funny:

1. Talking to someone but I’m staring at a wall instead.

2. I run into a section of the Nexus and people near the back of the room are in a “T-Pose”.

3. Find an object under a platform and my…

Anyone else finding Mass Effect: Andromeda feels more like work and less than fun? The dialogue alone is boring AF.

“...during the time I was discovering things like having sex before playing video games.”

The big question is what are these doctors doing? I have to show up each and very September to talk to a nurse and either an MD or a nurse practitioner in order to obtain my high blood pressure medicine. They won’t let me have that without the examination. And people receive these prescriptions for dangerous drugs…

fuck you beat me to it.

It’s even sadder that he had a pamphlet for a rehab center, with all of the pills. He clearly wanted help, but didn’t get it soon enough.

Honestly I loathe cinemasins - they can be sporadically funny, but not enough for the time investment to me. Harmless, I’m sure, but the fact that some people take them seriously as criticism makes the whole thing feel icky.

Don’t forget Mall Cop

The real solution was the friends we made along the way

I can’t recall another human being whose appearance and behavior so definitively embodied a stereotype.