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I am laughing so hard. Otherwise I’d be sobbing; I’d be completely inconsolable. :(

That looks like class one molestation which is a serious felony in my state.

He thought it was Ivanka.

That looks more like assault.

Today’s tweet assessment: three fingers of scotch on the rocks.

Obligatory for all Toni stories:

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Just imagine... if Kim’s sextape had never been released, then this would never have happened.

Where do they find these assholes that think anything short of brutal assault warrants putting your hands on a child.

Bannon is Satan’s meat suit. And it always kinda looks like it’s leaking, right?

Not clever enough to be Satan. Maybe a lesser demon or something.

As someone whose 15 year old Yorkshire Terrier is living in his last days, I’m gonna have to skip this one. It might break me. :(

Hard to say which one is tbe meat suit.

The eyes of a person who is entirely lacking a soul. I want confirmation that he’s human.

I’m beginning to wonder if tonight won’t be a turning point as far as impeachment goes. Notifying Russia instead of Congress before bombing Syria isn’t going to go over well with the House and Senate.

When George Stephanapoulos said that it took all my willpower not to chuck the remote at the TV. Does President Twatwaffle even stay at the Whitehouse ever? it’s fucking Thursday!

Donald Trump Orders Military Strike Against Syria in Response to 35% Approval Rating and Russia Investigations.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

Confession: I have never seen Dirty Dancing.