Ha, is that Jeff Foxworthy?

At first I thought we were getting a very peculiar sequel to Blood Dragon.

For context, A.J. Delgado everybody!:

Are they just not even trying anymore? Or did the Trump people (not to mention the journalists) think this was somehow appropriate? And does Trump really have a communications director with the last name “Ditto”? So many questions. Although with Trump, it’s less “ditto” and more “what he actually meant by that was…

“Get over here!”

She’s not good at cyber!

Is this from a thing? Cause I love it.

Ah ha ha ha

You are welcome?

Even if the big carriers banned him - you know as soon as he scraped $20 together from stealing coins out of a kids’ wishing well he’d be down at CVS buying one of those cheap burners.

There Must Be Some Misunderstanding.

Not the first time I have read this about McCartney. Allegedly he takes himself very seriously. I read that he did this to Bowie too. Fuckng, BOWIE.

He knew they would be stupid enough to let him get away with it when he saw their trump yard signs.

it might be some kind of compulsion. Like, maybe he has OCD and this is how it manifests. /armchair

I’m thinking that’s actually when he did a bit of soul-searching and experienced deep regret that he didn’t go with the roman shades.

“Sir, is that a venetian in your hoodie?”

I’m sure a lovely penitentiary in New York could help with that request.

UGH IF ONLY. I am just so horrified as his actions. At the time, he probably thought he was soooooooooo clever. *DIES*

“You like soup? I bet you like soup.”