It’s easy to act like a smart ass when you have all the answers written down in front of you.

Maybe dead grandma will come back to life and give me 1200 dollars

I dunno bout you but I can’t drink cow’s milk and Almond milk tastes just fine.

Aaaaand that’s why you’re an asshole.

Big fucking tears man. Bless my white soul.

Would you say she’s “probably not racist” if she had blonde hair and blue eyes?

Ausome.

Too bad his middle name is Piccolo

I used to hang out at her house in high school. Good people.

I wouldn’t want her staying at my hotel either. She would probably get pinkeye all over the pillows.

My first game was James Bond on Commodore 64

And Mario Tennis!!!

Ponyo and My Neighbor Totoro are my favorites.

Trypophobia alert

Cut off his head. NO NEED FOR A TRIAL. GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!

Just keep bringing on the pixely indie games.

Alex. You’re a star!

And I don’t like the weird affectation your voice has. It sounds like some vain attempt to be as interesting as Leo. But hey, we can’t all like EVERYTHING...