Roz would have been cancelled fifty times by todays standards 

lol

computers are expensive

Whoa scary stuff

My husband is going to love this.

snowflakes

Better than most writers on Kotaku

this is the most depraved shit

Where I live in Arizona, positive affirmations are usually racist.

Right. He wants everyone to think he’s some self made hardworking everyman, when in actuality he’s a douchey trust fund baby.

Having dealt with him personally, I assure you he IS a douche. 

Mine fell apart under normal use and it took about 6 months of run around for them to replace it. They are EXTREMELY fragile. ROLI probably has the worst customer service I have ever dealt with and I shop IKEA online frequently... Buyer beware

How do you even fit 25 people into a Ford Expedition? Was there a little person convention in town? Actually this reeks of Youtubers. 

I bet you still watch Disney content.

Fatherton....

Please don’t anyone buy this

Please don’t anyone buy this

Ok bb dats a pp

Can it zoom out? It’s making me nauseous watching you play.

Another fucked up thing is with his positions, he was set to make a profit.

This is exactly why they issue cease and desist on fan projects.