Yawn. Call me when they float and shoot interactive holograms into the air.

Hilariously, in interviews he goes full wigger accent. You can hear him idly scolding his friends using his real voice.

Let’s not get into it, young padawan. One day you will know the ways of the force.

This would be amazing if it competed with Surface Studio (full touch/digitizer display/swivel mount) . I bought an iPad Pro just for the pencil. As is, this thing is just an overpriced iMac.

Article...Hah. I did watch the cringy video though...I’m arguing with the definition of jumping. Here let me fix the title to this clickbait: SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY PLAYER BEATS GAME WITHOUT TRIGGERING THE INGAME JUMP COUNTER.

Except he actually jumps alot.

The whole goddamn game is RNG

Wow. There is some next level stupid going on in this comment section.

I’m relieved it’s bad. I can’t afford any more Switch games this year.

Babies are human beings.

Mellotron Flutes. The ultimate flutes.

Let’s call them what they are: Volunteer Dickheads.

Please buy a copy of this:

If CD Projekt Red has shown us anything, it’s dedication and integrity.

80 year old me will be dead for 20 years.

I was not open to seeing her naked when I watched Girls for the first time. I need an apology.

Seriously, fuck you for equating what Louis CK supposedly did to what Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey did.

FUCK YOU.