“you’d be better off in Provo, Utah.” said no one, ever!

There’s a reason god is constantly trying to suck the entirety of the Bible Belt into the stratosphere with tornadoes.

fuck that man, I hate the whole ‘God’s will’ thing.. People who say “It was God’s will that the tornado missed our house” while their neighbourhood is destroyed and their neighbours killed? So what, God just decided you deserved not to have your shit wrecked?

She was damn fuckin LUCKY her kid wasn’t killed, and if it…

What made you think that she was automatically referring to a Christian God? You think what was written was disrespectful but you forgot that he has a right to his opinion. Read something else if you don’t like it.

She didn’t take any responsibility. And I think that’s where the bulk of the outrage is coming from. Apologize for your shitty parenting and move on. Don’t attempt to justify it or cloak it in a miracle from God bullshit.

Hey man, it was just God’s will. He woke up that morning (does he sleep?) and was like, “Fuck this kid deserves a concussion, but Harambe needs to take a bullet to the brain, you know, to test this mother’s faith. When asked, he just mentioned that he works in mysterious ways.”

James now we have proff, GOD is for realz

I don’t just hate Christianity. I hate Islam too.

Let me see how things go with my local Coin Star machine!

God protected my child until the authorities were able to get to him. My son is safe and was able to walk away with a concussion and a few scrapes... no broken bones or internal injuries.

Do you have ten grand to spend on a house?

I wonder if I could afford luxury real estate in Oklahoma.

luxury real estate... Oklahoma

“And who’s to say that she didn’t push him a little farther than usual to garner the reaction of a physical lash out?”

you again

so now will everyone stop being so hard on amber?

If it makes you feel any better, it isn’t that they are smart, just that their lawyers are.

No, they do, but it’s pretty rare because most lawyers aren’t looking to end their careers in a dumpster fire. I said it’s unlikely, not impossible.

But she got off innocent, so wouldn’t that make him the BEST lawyer?

NO PRENUP!!