arizonabaybird
ArizonaBayBird
arizonabaybird

in new relationships i always try to be like. the cool girl. for as long as i can. but the truth always comes out eventually and I’m like, welp hope he loves me enough by now that he’ll deal w/ it!

DUDE i know this feeling well. and somehow i see it happening and perversely that makes me want to make it happen MORE. “I KNEW YOU DIDN’T LOVE ME REALLY!!”

I get more of a "Patrick Bateman had a baby with that guy from Criminal Minds" vibe

I remember watching a CBC program about this years ago (Fifth Estate maybe?), and one of the lead detectives talked about looking into all the vehicles in BC and Washington state that had had the handles removed from the inside of doors, and there was some incredible amount of men they investigated who were cleared -

I related to more of this than I feel comfortable with, to be honest. These are hard things to admit or say, even to one’s self.

*Possible spoiler*

Dude, missing American grocery stores is a real thing. There is literally nothing better than going grocery shopping at a giant Meijer’s/Kroger’s/Whole Foods/whathaveyou as soon as you arrive back in the US. Tesco Metro just is not the same.

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And Yahoo being her cross to bear.

She was crucified in the media for leading Yahoo to hell. And the skull represents Golgotha, the place of the skull according to the Christian Bible. Source: I majored in religious studies.

I hope she will be able to pull through. I can’t imagine how awful and scary that must have been. A lot of men can’t seem to understand how scary it is to be a woman. There is always that fear this might be the guy that will hurt me because I said no in the wrong way. She even tried to get the police involved letting

“Men are afraid their gifts will be returned. Women are afraid they’ll get stabbed 20 times.”

I am convinced that no one’s eyebrows look good at all in mugshots.

It also sounds like she has a lot of a tempeh tantrums

It's a nice reminder that just because people have a strict moral code doesn't mean that they cant be major assholes.

So much Vegan related drama in the news these days.

But things ARE changing- people are buying more and more guns every day.

Ok, had two cocktails and read past “bachelorette parties” to the end and damn, you were not kidding about the algorithm. It reads like a Mad Lib. Written at the maturity level I was at back in the 80s when my then best friend and I bought those matching best friend necklaces. (We had seen Beaches together at the

I’m really glad for you that you have not had that experience — honestly! That is not sarcasm. The experience sucks. And I will say that the problem I describe lessened dramatically past my twenties (college was the absolute worst time of my life in terms of ostracization, and I didn’t even befriend sorority types

I honestly think it was secretly written by a man using some kind of algorithm that generates Jezebel-style phrases and sentences. This is a horrible piece.