Lord, you are in my brain! I moved away from NYC about 2 years ago, but I grew up on Long Island (and in MTK) and my parents are still out in that direction, in SH. I would say the worst of the shift was about 4-5 years ago- with Surf Lodge, Shark Attack and all that shitty garbage. It’s so depressing and I am sitting…

I met her at a Meet & Greet during the Backwoods Barbie tour. I was wearing a faux leopard-fur jacket and she said, “I love your spotted coat! You look like a backwoods baaaar-bie!” It was the best day of my life. I just had to share that with someone.

They have - they have, indeed. Or at least I have :)

True!! I just live by this wall and, without fail, EVERY TIME I PASS there are hipsters posing in front of it. It’s amazing. I caught my visiting sister doing it once too when she posted it on instagram.

This stupid wall in front of the store Pigment in North Park, San Diego. HIPSTER BAIT

Going to have to agree with Another Ad here - I’m a very lapsed Catholic who grew up in a culturally Catholic Italian-American home. I don’t believe anymore and probably never did, but I enjoy being tangentially, culturally related to it still and occasionally participating in it. It will ALWAYS be there, as will the…

Or, when you announce a cross-country move because of your husband’s job to your coworkers, with whom you work at a Wall Street firm, they say, “and will you be working out in California? What do you plan to do with your time?”

Hello husband, funny running into you here!

I did that for the longest time and it did not work, until it did. The beginning of my relationship that would lead to marriage was ROUGH- rougher than usual because of my behavior, but we made it through and i am chill as hell now. I found a real gem of a human. I don’t advocate for my behavior, I was conditioned by…

It’s New York, but same/same, really.

So you “don’t know who she is”, but you just had to comment on her appearance, including her ears, which is something she has no control over? (and her ears are fine)