arischwartz
Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark
arischwartz

Ahh, didn’t see this. You took my point and fed it to me with a scoop of human veal tartare.

I think this is exactly the problem. I can see the intention after the fact. But I also had to spend part of the very same day responding to some “well-intentioned somebody” who stood fast on the ground that the protesters wouldn’t have been hurt if they didn’t counterprotest.

I think you’re giving them too much credit. I used to love Jez in the Tracy/Dodai days when it was smart, self-aware and funny. Now it’s just a cesspool of girls who pass assumptions and judgments on everyone but themselves because they work at Jez — in NYC, NO LESS, THE COOLEST AND MOST RELEVANT PLACE OF ALL — and

Woah! Woah! Woah! Let’s not get vicious. That burn is as hot and scathing as my mayonnaise sandwich. Pass me the tums and a glass of water.. that is spicy.

There are still people who think Swift wanted to eat babies, I’m sure.

Sometimes it really is a pissing contest to be the Wokest Most Intersectional Feminist that ever Feministed on here, and apparently that means hating all humour.

If anyone watches this and their takeaway is they can stay home and eat cakes, they’re morons. It’s not a comedian’s fault if people are too thick to get it.

The majority here feel that way. The Jez commentariat doesn’t exactly have a great track record when it comes to comedy.

This. But it’s Tina Fey, she’s despised by the overly earnest (and humourless) woke progressive left so of course they’ll just say she’s being a white feminist and that she’s practically as bad as Trump. Not that she gives a shit and anyone who watches Kimmy Schmidt knows how she feels about that segment of her

Mitt Romney is a skin suit filled with mayonnaise and condescension.

I bought my 17' M3 the whole time wondered if I should have waited for the Alfa a little longer. Always been curious to go drive one now since I can’t possibly think of how the Alfa could excel or outshine the M3 (other than styling maybe).

YES. Is the Jez community so sheltered and ignorant that they feel picking apart a joke about sheet cake is the best use of their time? Hey, here’s a thought: we could stop finding reasons to feel superior to people we otherwise agree with and start focusing ON THE FUCKING NAZIS THAT OUR PRESIDENT WON’T CONDEMN.

Your part about “nice cozy liberal bubble eating cake” struck a chord with me because that’s seriously how I view Jez posters and commenters on this whole “liberal white people lol” thing at this point. Are they so sheltered and ignorant that they have the luxury of picking on people who agree with them? Because there

I understand the sarcasm, but there actually is a word for bread soaked in milk: pap. According to all my historical fiction reading, it was popular as food for people recovering from illness, or just children in general.

Women are half of a lot of things. Doesn’t mean we’re represented. It’s a problem. I hope it’s getting to be a smaller one.

Oh fine. Give it two more years to reach $200k.

You aren’t missing anything.

Ha. $200k/year is poverty level in the Bay area.

I already commented but I like this interpretation. If we spent as much time organizing politically as we do dissecting the intentions of liberal comedians, we might actually have a chance at changing things.