arischwartz
Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark
arischwartz

A lotta shit always was, people are just waking up to it now.

I think the “race is one of the least complicated issues” is in regards to talking honestly about/thinking about/being decent about race. Those who say “well race is complicated” are usually the folks who want to shut down the shit that’s uncomfortable. When someone goes on about the whys and what-fors and how-dares

I believe someone already compiled such a list, & it consisted, in its entirety, of Bob Ross, Mister Rogers, & Weird Al Yankovic...

Keanu Reeves.

Best case scenario: ShoeonHead

It was a fucking horror show. But congrats on the kiddo, busier is usually better, and now you’re back - all refreshed - with even wittier snark, I hope.

I have no idea why the French are frogs. ce qui sera

I am going to put about 50% of it on the subconscious racism of doctors and their treatment of black women.

I used to be someone who had a bleeding heart and open and (I think now) naive take on many criminal behaviors, until I was myself a victim of a violent crime. Until then I didn’t have the experience or the capacity to understand how people squirm and lie and tell stories in retrospect to make accommodations for facts

Ditto, friend:/

Hey, it’s OK. People here can make their own decisions, for better or worse. Internet sites always make money - until they don’t. Jezebel, itself, isn’t getting the clicks that it used to. That’s a shame - no matter their tactics :(

After a cursory look at their site........ Well, I didn’t see naked women and revenge porn, so maybe, just maybe they will fade into obscurity.

Good grief, they think Kurt Russell’s character in Big Trouble in Little China is a role model, rather than the idiot the filmmaker and the actor intended him to be.

Frogtown has a good ring.

I get that. Really. But mocking a dumb-ass post might be more satisfying than mocking a dumb-ass tweet.

Page hits?. OK. I’m not actively advertising for these Trogs, but I hadn’t heard of them. I have never yet been to that site called 4 Chan (?) but people here mention that one constantly. I’m merely trying to inform. Don’t kill the messenger.

Doing nothing at all is a time-honored Korean working tradition. Ever see that stats that show that Koreans have surprisingly low productivity despite some of the longest working hours on earth? Yeah, that’s because you can’t leave until your boss does. It doesn’t matter if you’ve finished all your work, you can’t go.

I knew those hats looked familiar.

I know everyone focuses on the boys here, but the longer I look at Diana here the more she looks like being possesed by some kind of demon that looks directly at you from out of the picture.

Short term gains with long term failures is pretty much the core of all GOP policy. At least as far as I’ve observed in my life.