arib2783
Ari B
arib2783

Nope. Regressive AF.

Consumption (also know as sales) is inherently regressive.

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the majority of Americans are not wealthy. 

Just a big ol’ toxic masculinity sammich.

Just declare yourself a misanthrope and get back to the important stuff. Like your manifesto.

1) People who walk slowly

Wait, I should have a will?

My version is a sock full of nickels.

My version is a sock full of nickels.

Yeah, he looks too proportional and less cute as a funko. pass.

I feel like the A-team would have flown the helicopter into a larger helicopter. 

Am I the only one that thinks this looks like a mammogram? 

No, just make a stealthy french exit, but be sure to return in time for dessert.

Put ‘em on the roof. Some (semi-cannibalistic?) pigeons will take care of the rest. 

Don’t forget to crack them and get all that tasty marrow in your stock. A lot of good (tasting, not healthy) fat in the marrow.

Let’s talk indentured servitude!

It’s certainly not going to be arrows like the graphic would suggest.

That’s one way to protect the soft spot.

Herman...

Damnit, Donnie. The stationary is for guests!