$500 doesn’t even by a dope ass chromebook.

$500 doesn’t even by a dope ass chromebook.

Right here: https://theinventory.com/the-gift-guide-for-the-newly-special-lady-in-your-life-1839720392?ks=leftrailpopular

Right here: https://theinventory.com/the-gift-guide-for-the-newly-special-lady-in-your-life-1839720392?ks=leftrailpop…

“...didn’t include wing bending” 
Pssh. If it’s not an elastodynamic/fluid dynamic model, I just cannot be bothered. ;)

“almost never not” = “usually” 

*3" D dick pics

Is weird to ask them to share? I mean, it could be a bonding experience.

I hope that’s hyperbole.

Nah, I just send a stack of floppies in the mail.

Using a seatback tray as a baby changing station. Kid pissed all over the adjacent passenger.

“Flight attendant” is the preferred non-gendered term.

I can fault them for freaking out when they’re told their carry-on is over the size limit. This stuff is posted when you purchase a ticket. Showing up to the airport and playing dumb isn’t a viable excuse. Check it or leave it. 

People in NY walk like assholes. I hate horns, but the peds deserve this sometimes. 

Was he troubled that the driver refused to drive from the back of the bus? 

How does it taste? Asking for a friend.

How does it taste? Asking for a friend.

moon boots or nickelodeon moon shoes?

Bathtub lady is pretty damn horrifying.

Don’t forget the ‘tuck’

Shoulda signed the ball and given it to him.

“custom fusing process” Just an iron + parchment paper, right?