“ scrotum-ey”

There really isn’t another way to say it.

Damn, just after my subscription to Invertebrate Systematics lapsed!

Terry the teratoma approves!

So... Liberty “University” or a vocational program, then?

No. It’s the “apply for funding opportunities for which you may qualify” suggestion. Unless you can change the system, you’ll need to operate within it. That said, these systems DO need to change.

Some may argue that one’s ability/willingness to jump through hoops is part of becoming a functional adult. 

The crime-fighting duo we never knew we needed!

Here’s your friendly reminder that the “Commemorative Air Force” used to be called the “Confederate Air Force” for some reason. Racism. Racism was the reason.

If you’re making the median annual salary, you’re not spending $5 on coffee. You’re also unable to afford a house in all but the least desirable places. I hear Flint and Cleveland are still doable, though.

That’s not the reason why newer operating systems throttled devices. The throttling was related to power management (hence “batterygate”) to prevent malfunction and random shutdowns.

The functionality doesn’t deteriorate. It just isn’t as functional as the new stuff. This is the nature of progress.

My father adorably typed “[his name] liked a photo” into Messages on his iPhone 4S for several years before he finally upgraded his phone to one that supported tapbacks.

Those are vintage! 

“Liquor should be stored upright, as contact with the cork can contribute to the flavor degradation and damage the cork, weakening the seal that keeps demon oxygen out.”

I also think people have grown used to carrying around a $1000 piece of consumer tech in their pocket and they’re just growing a bit careless. It doesn’t help that the manufacturers (Apple or otherwise) continue to tout enhancements to device durability.

God forbid I talk to a medical expert. Just gonna take these pills from the same guy I buy my diesel and jerky from.

Spotted Cow isn’t a “cheap.” Though not “spendy,” it is an independent craft beer. It would be extremely popular elsewhere if you could get it outside Wisconsin. When I lived in Minnesota, I’d always ask people headed to Wisconsin to pick me up some on their way back.

I live in NYC now where you’re basically paying the…

Yeah, it only tastes cheap ;)

When the gentiles walk about with schmutz on their foreheads.