Did anyone ever ask what the llama did to WinAmp?

I’ve had to sit next to one of these fellas. He booked the middle seat. 

Oh no! Now you’ve done it. You’ve awakened the 8k fanboys. 

Mountainous terrain and caves are a little more hardened than a trailer park.

Only reason I attended most of the seminars.

I love that we can see the sole of a shoe.

“This is why we can’t have nice things.”

*credits. I was told it would be credits or barter in the post-apocalypse. 

Feels like you’re trying to run cover for Cap‘n Crunch

I believe it’s a gel.

Did you have an actual point or are you just arbitrarily changing the subject?

...and very expensive when compared to conventional machining processes.

I prefer to think of the can as half-full.

That’s why I use coin slot moisturizer.

I was always told never to pour water on a Greece fire. I’ll see myself out.

Sex sells:

Raw dogging has been known to spread a few bugs.

Re door handles, I have a mortise locking handle (on the entry door to my apartment) that has no visible fasteners and I’d also like to not have the door unsecured while I wait for the paint to dry.