Ease into it. 

Pardon my skepticism about any Mexican chain restaurant in South Bend.

How does one make a 12" circular disc out of a chicken breast? This is reconstituted, right?

That Nathan Fillion voices himself makes it that much better!

Yeah, screw that cable guy, too! 

29% of customers have also had a driver refuse to bring the food to their door

I’m not the only one imagining a tractor pull am I?

“The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.” 

Naturally, but I guess I just thought of importance as being a consensus thing.

The Maillard reaction is why people sear/grill in the first place. If browning is antithetical to your tastes, perhaps just stop grilling.

You’re describing a griddle, but its not an optimal solution because it impedes airflow. 

In my shaving kit, disguised as mouthwash? 

The question was about “important” laws. This one is just really an inconvenience.

So you’re assaulting someone via airplane seat? That seems reasonable. 

The safety and well-being of others can be such an inconvenience sometimes.

In NYC, right turns on red are illegal. Probably saves hundreds of pedestrian lives each day.

I think you might be a sociopath.

Yes, especially in the kids rooms and nursery.

*pitot