Yeah, someone’s clearly never had a three-way on top of a Honda Pilot. 

There was a black guy named “Chad” on our kickball team. To all the white UES kids, “Throw it to Chad!” was about as useful as telling them to shove the ball up their asses.

Like I’m going to slam on the brakes and mid skid look over and see this badge on a car that isn’t careening out of control and think, “Yeah, I should get me some of that ABS!”

Send that guy back to subway university!

Nothing is quite as classy as making change in the offering plate!

Jesus, it’s not like she was at a fancy place like the Olive Garden.

Yes, hide your shame.

I don’t think you understand the purpose of this series. The very nature of social pleasantries such as etiquette and manners is to make a minor thing more important than it needs to be, but the end result is a better experience for all.   

Don’t forget the Broker fee in NYC! That’s a pretty big scam.

Yeah, who coached these guys on dialect? Was it Sean Connery’s guy from Hunt for Red October?

As much as this seems like a horrific predatory practice, if it were possible to use something like this to distribute the upfront costs of NY apartment rental (last + broker + security) over several months, it would certainly make moving a lot easier for those taking a first job in the city. I had to come up with 3…

bellies glistening with chicken grease!

Paper straws are the worst invention of all time. 

I’m generally anti DP, but they should drag this piece of shit.

“Sodom, named after sodomy. And Gomorrah which was named after an even weirder move.”

Don’t for get to calibrate your nozzle!

Don’t for get to calibrate your nozzle!

Am I the only one bothered that the fried mac-and-cheese bits aren’t diamond shaped? Seems like a lost opportunity.

Trey Gowdy is still working on his affect as the poor man’s Matthew McConaughey. The lady’s aren’t buying it. But he’s going back to being a prosecutor, so he’ll be gone soon enough. 

Does no one want to know how terrible they were at rowing?!?