B-pillar means not so suicidal. Not interested.

...that likely needs to be rebuilt at 62k 

Re headline: “What, are they also discounting new parents?”

Re headline: “What, are they also discounting new parents?”

Better donate that to make mosquito nets.

But my stains are on the INSIDE!

But my stains are on the INSIDE!

Is it weird that I always think of the ninja turtles when I see the USMNT acronym? US Mutant Ninja Turtles, US Mutant Ninja Turtles, US Mutant Ninja Turtles, heroes in a half-shell, turtle power!

What state do you live in? Because most state and local employees would love to have said benefits.

I’ve never met a (public) school teacher that was paid what they’re worth (in total compensation, including benefits).

Teachers are molding the minds of tomorrow. That’s a pretty important job, so maybe it should pay…

again, caps-lock off. And no, European countries are not shitholes, despite what the Kool-Aid man tells you. They’ve made long term investments in infrastructure and healthcare and social programs. Our shit’s all falling apart. 

Show me a school teacher that is paid what he/she is worth. And please, turn off caps-lock. It makes you look like an idiot.

If the functions of state employees are so critical, maybe they should pay them better.

People don’t strike to dick you around or deprive you of things. They strike because they’re getting dicked around and deprived of things.

What is a ‘circle saw’?

Red Porchetta is my favorite Rush song.

The federalist papers were written by Hamilton, Madison, and John Jay.

Boats and Hoes!
But seriously, they’re raising money to fund terrorism.

Can we all agree that we should live in a country where waitstaff receive a living wage without gratuities like, I don’t know... the rest of the civilized world!

Pssh. I have 27+ varieties of cheese in me right now.

They left out sweet baby Jesus. BURN THEM!!!

Does it still purport to “whip the Llama’s ass”?

It wouldn’t be the first orgy someone’s had to eat their way through...