Have you tried Tony Shaloub’s Shoe Lube?

Have you tried Tony Shaloub’s Shoe Lube?

Yeah, the ol’ apple crate trick. Worked from tiny Tom Cruise in Top Gun, too. Though I think MCD might need more than an apple crate.

Ahh, very informative. I’d just assumed Gritty was the product of a fever dream or a lot of LSD.

Go pith up a flagpole, Melania!

I’ll just take my PhD and industry sponsored research to a country that cares about people. A brain drain is in progress and many talented people aren’t coming here because of this type of bullshit.

To say nothing of next years crops of Amer-asian babies... 

Oh, you found the one photo of a cop not looking at porn in their cruiser.

Serums? Pshhh. I’m on to unguents and poultices now, man. Serums are so last week.

Serums? Pshhh. I’m on to unguents and poultices now, man. Serums are so last week.

Googly Eyes!!!

Herman Cain approves!

Herman Cain approves!

Shuck and drive!

Shuck and drive!

It better have Parappa the Rappa!

A ‘Toad Chode”?

Great, it’ll blend in with all the other giant antiquated reference books on my shelf!

Great, it’ll blend in with all the other giant antiquated reference books on my shelf!

Don’t get scammed by sketchy dudes on the street.
Don’t wade into the Vlatava to bring back British teens who stole your paddle boat.
Drink beer by the liter. It’s often cheaper than water in Prague.
Stuff your face with Kolaches.
Check out the Alfonse Mucha museum.
Eat only one or two Czech meals while here as they are…

Smells better than ‘Shart’ by Tara.

(I rarely check a bag)

(I rarely check a bag)

It’s really so you can sneak back home after a late night rendezvous with your mistress(es).