Binder? Women? Does Mitt Romney work for GrubHub now?

The Neon was my rental car of choice for quite a while. Loved throwing that little thing into corners.

And it smells like ladies lying in the sun.

Johnson’s baby oil?

Barba will always be my ‘little Spanish dandy.’

I just love that the attorney he went to was the same guy that played Bart Ganzel.

Philistine!

Don’t forget to wash your face and beard either!

“so that it can be lobbed lopped off”

Bleu Cheese dressing (on top, when it’s done). Sounds crazy, but it’s amazing!

the biggest one-point drop ever

“When we ask each other on Monday, ‘How was your weekend,’ nobody says, ‘I tried to do as little as possible.’ That’s not sexy.”

‘Minimalist’ is already an adjective.

What about ‘Shalits’?

In case anyone was on the fence, “B*tch, please! We still f*ckin’ ain’t we?” is not an acceptable response to this query.

Oh thank goodness. My resolution was to procrastinate less, and I thought I’d already failed.

Eh, he’s in Alaska. Hopefully it’ll only be his parents.