Ari

6/20/16

Arson is okay if they’re “asking for it”

6/20/16

Why can’t he just jerk off like the rest of us, in the drive thru line at Jack N the Box, dressed in a clown suit, wearing a button that says, “ try my homemade sour dough."

6/20/16

You gotta admire his spunk, though.

6/20/16

Well, if we’re taking this to the macro scale, imagine Hitler giving Churchill a big bear hug, then Hitler’s stomach starts ripping apart Churchill’s stomach, then Hitler injects his organs and DNA into Churchill, who then begins creating clones of Hitler inside himself, then EXPLODES copies of Hitler.

6/19/16

The correct term is “Militia.” We have untrained* militia blasting away at shoplifters -vomit

6/19/16

Am i wrong but ,, IT WAS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN ,, that killed the people in Orlando ...

6/19/16

Because Roland Emmerich is basically Michael Bay.

6/17/16

Anxiously awaiting when frayed holes in the jeans crotch area come into style.

6/17/16

Everything is high school. We never grow up, we never change. We just Mean Girl our way through life, so yes, you are special.

6/16/16

This is among the common Vogue interview sins that doesn’t get talked about enough - the part where the interviewer wastes my time by shoehorning in a drawn-out anecdote to show how clever they are. No one’s reading the interview for you, Van Meter!

6/16/16

I tell her about the time [Joan] Rivers was on an overnight flight, and as it was about to land, the flight attendant leaned down to offer her breakfast. “Chicken and eggs?” said Rivers. “On the same plate? What is that, the mother-daughter special?” Schumer lets out a big laugh, as it is classic Joan but it is also a…

6/15/16

PETA has a long and unfortunate history of dehumanizing women while attempting to humanize animals. http://www.criticalmediaproject.org/cml/media/peta…

6/15/16

Personally, I hate PETA for hipocritcally killing shelter animals: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/05/pet…

6/15/16

Just because it's mean doesn't mean it's not accurate...

6/14/16

This is a great sequel to Bristol Palin promoting abstinence.

6/10/16

I Still Know What Jesus Did Last Summer

6/10/16

Actually. I prefer the title

6/10/16

NM. Read the whole thing, randilyn. THE WHOLE THING.

6/10/16

I think he needs to go back and read the book. He obviously forgets how it ended.