Noo! Dont destroy my dream of Trump/Palin! Come on Sarah throw your beer in that mud wrestling ring!

Ive had crocodile before... I think I might have been in Kansas. The locals had strange beliefs about condoms. I showed them a lighter and they scattered yelling “Popain” in their native tongue. I think it means magic! #blessed

Guy ends up in prison.

Too many.

Thats just not true. Many other forms of suicide have a much lower success rate and not all suicidal people attempt multiple times.

Dont show your bias or anything towards a government that supports rich people having ultimate power to bankrupt whoever they choose... er wait!

Dont let the door hit your purse dog on the way out Becky.

Hey Ari? Yes other Ari? Whatcha doing in the bathroom? Nuttin ya want to know about.

Given fear, gun sales and stock all jump everytime theres a big shooting the NRA would probably love for a bunch of white christians to get mowed down. Just like Sandy Hook.

I just assumed it was early 90s nostalgia coming into fashion.

Ad on this page. “Subway, try our new carved turkey and bacon.” Bwahaha

DO NOT POST PETA STUFF!

Good to know being a women abuser doesnt prevent you from being spokesman for Lelo.

Dump is the greatest, the best at embarassing the GOP.

Jesus rose, partied for 3 days in Vegas then vanished. Damnit Jesus I told you putting you hand on the table doesnt count as another King! How are you going to pay off this debt? Youve renounced money! Jesus, “Ill transmute this water into meth. Go my apostles hit the streets with this primo ice!”

The arresting officer? Where is this info?

Ive been reading for awhile. In the past it was specific cases now it seems like one crime after the other. Its increased a lot on jez. Seems like the last exodus lost a lot of their good writers

Belief that children are your property.

Has Jezebel beome a crime blog?

Huh no ones playing that game. Youre making that up. We are playing the evidence over potential homophobic officers opinion game. Much different.