I’m actually surprised that Trump hasn’t hosted a reality show to find his VP.

The most cringe worthy for me was the mirror one. They have fucking mirrors in Africa Debra. Jesus. Trust me that kid has seen his reflection before.

I never did before, but I hate Debra Messing now. Why couldn’t she visit poor whites in Tennesee? They have sex workers there too. They probably have their own condom dance as well!

So long, IRL Helen Lovejoy

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

Why isn’t “don’t murder people” not your “something else to be learned here?”

Can I murder if I don’t do the meth?

“Hey guys... you wanna get some drugs with me??”

It’s good, but not enough. Now that they’re wearing athleisure, they should go further and include a “Wipeout!” style obstacle course as part of the competition.

They make suicide more dangerous. Suicidal people are more likely to try and go through with it if there is a gun in the house.

Yes, we can apply it to a lot of things. “Everyone is a responsible banana eater until suddenly they aren’t.”

Congress has actually blocked the CDC and NIH from being able to study gun violence (even though 34000 Americans die per year).

Seriously. The 80s called: they want their hokey motivational “mind over matter” claptrap back.

As the wonderful black women who raised me would say: They stupid.

Tony Robbins is still a thing...?

Not only do they not teach this, but they have explicitly defended their right to bar entrance to the police force people who have the mental/emotional capability to avoid escalating these situations and calmly go about their job. They actively SELECT for these traits.

As far as I can tell they also teach them that any interaction could instantly escalate into a deadly gun battle, so if you want to ever see your wife and kids again you have to get the jump on the bad guys (everyone who’s not a cop) and go in screaming and shooting from the start.

I like Bernie.... but man, I just wish he would stop.

This just furthers my “Hillary Clinton is Lisa Simpson, Bernie Sanders is Abe Simpson, and Donald Trump is Mr. Burns” theory.

Wow. So she wasn’t even arguing for a meritocratic process in the first place. In addition to assigning herself the public roll of entitled dim-wit and poster child for white mediocrity and fragility, she also illustrates the acute dangers of parents blowing smoke up their snowflakes’ buttholes.