It was Heard’s girlfriend that claimed the encounter with police was homophobic.

Both can be true.

You’re right, police are normally very friendly to two women in a relationship having a fight. What with cops being so LGBT-friendly and all.

I don’t think it’s huge considering that Depp has prior arrests as well. And I can imagine that two people fighting at an airport would lead to an overreaction from police. Add homophobia to that and I can see how a minor incident might have been overblown. This is not to say Heard’s never gotten aggressive with Depp.…

[I’m] a dirty fighter. Oh, yeah, The dirtiest there ever was. Stop at nothing. It doesn’t matter. Balls, sucker punch, bite the ear, pull the ear, gouge an eye out. I have done damage, and damage has been done to me. I’ve been hit with everything in the world: ashtrays, bottles, the worst being a pointy-toed Tony Lama…

Because she’s the one covered in bruises?

I found this online yesterday and it also completely delighted me.

I ate all these people

Two fat-shamers fat-shaming each other? Ha! I love it. They can’t throw any other insults because they’re essentially the same awful person, minus dietary preferences. Super entertaining. Thanks for delivering, internet.

“Given the chance, a lot of animals would eat the fuck out of us”

I hate all these people.

Loads of pages. The best pages. Pages full of women.

It’s pretty telling that she’s laughing so hard when there is clearly no salad anywhere near her.

Ask yourself how much Donald Trump donates to Wharton (his alma mater) every year.

Just that she couldn’t coherently contribute to discussions and would always try to cheat off of everyone else, etc. Like I said, she seems more competent now. I don’t think she’s better than anyone else who was born on third base and think they hit a triple, but she seems to have gained the good grace to use her…

You should read my new book - Postmodern Working Woman: The Empowering Nature of Selling Your Body’s Excess Bioelectricity Back to the Grid

Will the book cost $35,000?

from about an hour ago