Golf R owner, here! Rapidly approaching 50. Multiple masters degrees. Well compensated.  Balding.

In the proud tradition of Alien$

Scream 7: The Apology

Instagram handle @nopenother (yup, her, not her).

I feel like once he’s dead I’m gonna keep going.

As long as he breathes, I will never turn down a chance to mock Trump. 

Because Trump loves putting down other people and absolutely erupts privately when publicly humiliated, so fuck him. Not to mention he’s literally the GOP presidential candidate during an election year, so there’s no escaping him “staying in the public consciousness” until it’s over. Jimmy burned him hard and I’m here…

Trumpy-said-the-Trumpy-said-up-jump-the-Trumpy!

Scumbag who never pays for anything stealing again? No surprise.

If only there were staunch conservative musicians who deeply supported Trump who could provide him with music to use at his rallies. Oh, well...

“star of Curb Your Enthusiasm?” How DARE you disrespect Prince John like that!

no worse feeling than when snark backfires. 

wtf is a keeper of the flame lol

Hey! Don’t feel stupid. We all have those moments from time to time.

I know where those come from, but “of cock” remains a mystery to me.

Why would you remind me of AICN?!?

“Dat’s the joke”

I thought she was the sexiest tomboy beanpole.

I’m pretty sure Sam was being sarcastic, since Nathan Fillion has been in just about every James Gunn film. Slither, GoTG 1 and 3, The Suicide Squad, and Super.

He was the voice of the big blue prison rape alien in the first one, too.  But since he was the star of Slither I think we can safely say this was a joke.