The AV Club has just enough shame to make their shamelessness even more apparent.

Yep, right after he feeds her Kamala Harris

*AV Club punches ArgieBargie in the face*

Clearly the truth is she will be at the Super Bowl. After the Chiefs win she will come out to the field and give Kelce a huge kiss. Then unhinge her jaw and swallow him whole on live television as she transforms into Taylor Swerpent the 300 foot long Snake God-Queen. After she feasts on the crowd she will turn the…

Even in the Mandolarian, he had a real vibrancy that made you think he was 10-15 years younger. He really sold Greef as a man who has lived by his wits and his actions and could still be counted in a fight with people half his age.

Oh my gosh, this is so sad, what a legend. From Rocky to Predator, to his recent turns in The Mandalorian. Baby, let’s all toss a bone in a pot with some broth and a potato and get a stew goin’ in his honor.

Exactly. I’ve seen a Matthew Vaughn movie. 

Idk if it's a hot take, but I think Matthew Vaughn is a decent mainstream director who desperately wants to be punk rock, but has nothing to say and no real style of his own. So he just comes off as a cheap Guy Ritchie knockoff.

“Another left-wing celebrity who is part of the Democrat elite telling you what to think.”

Oh no they have Jon Voight, whatever shall we dooooooo

It would be an understatement to say the “Fuck Your Feelings” MAGA crowd isn’t handling this like rational adults capable of controlling their emotions.

It brings me great joy to watch adults, usually most always men, completely lose their shit in disgust because Taylor Swift gets shown on screen for 2 seconds maybe 3 or 4 times a game. I’m not even fan of hers (she’s fine, no strong feelings one way or the other) but the possibility of seeing more people lose their…

I’m enjoying the idea of the MAGA crowd being “forced” to root for a team from SF. 

My dad was yelling at the game yesterday and bitching about it being fixed and rigged because of her. No, dad, you’ve been yelling about it being rigged for more than 40 years(I’m 44, I assume since before I was born) and still goddamn watch every weekend, it’s all on you now.

Taylor’s presence guarantees that in the next 2 weeks we’ll be hearing much less, “I only watch for the commercials! Hey, did you hear me?? I said I only watch the Super Bowl FOR THE COMMERCIALS!!! Will somebody please pay attention to me already????” And for that, I thank her!

So Kelly talks shit, and Moriarty’s the one who has to leave, because Kelly is basically a real life Stormfront (in that Kelly doesn’t have “fans” so much as she has “an army”) that will make social media unbearable for Moriarty.

I know it is tempting to accuse Megyn Kelly (that’s “Megyn” spelled with a “y” because of course it is) of having surgeries that alter her natural appearance. I would like to point out, however, that nothing was ever natural about Megyn-with-a-“y” as she emerged fully formed from a vat labeled “conservative blonde…

Meghan Kelly has no room to talk about getting work done.