God, I’m so fucking tired of relentlessly exhausting orange fuckball.

I was totally going to watch this.

Punk rocker eloquence.

RIP. The record “pitch” letter he wrote to Nirvana is legendary and aspirational to anyone, but especially those who make, record or produce music:

Incel Star Wars.

“Fuck it, let’s do The Infinite Jest next!”

Yup, even in 16 installments.

“More like ‘Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s DEI, amirite?!’”

Conservatives still haven’t figured why all the professional unfunny dickbags are on their side.

Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now Rob Schneider is... unemployed. And he’s about to find out...that being unemployed is harder than it looks.

Imagine being too “gross and vulgar” for the Party led by career criminal, insurrectionist and rapist Donald Fucking Trump.

It takes a split second for this clip to come to mind every time I hear this unfunny asshole's name.

At least Marky Mark hasn’t run for president.

“I wouldn’t cut my hair and Marty was pissed off. He was like, ‘You’ve got to cut your fucking hair,’ and I was, ‘I don’t give a fuck.’

No one plays jazz in The Pit Stop, OK?!

I had forgotten all about this misplaced hatred bullshit.

Reshoots are the new “superhero fatigue.”

Solène, a 40-year-old single mom

$cream

Yeah, from This is Us Kens.