I’d totally listen to 30 Seconds Until Leto Hits The Floor.

One questioned that seemed to frustrate him was whether or not he had ever talked to her on the phone while he “audibly urinated in the bathroom.”

Do we have to make everything about Donald Trump?!

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

You had me at “Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt.”

An imperfect wax figure of Britney Spears would give this place a month’s worth of articles.

Sorry, but those boobs look nothing like Dwayne Johnson.

There is a guy in my office who looks a lot like Dwayne Johnson. The ongoing joke is that he looks more like this was figure than Johnson does.

Competent audition, but glad it went to McAdams, who is even a better singer than Spears.

“You made The Rock look like David Beckham.”

To be fair, that Nick Offerman wax figure next to it isn’t any better.

Again, why cast an American and a Spaniard to play Italian characters?

“This guy is literally one of the biggest losers in history. Why would you want to see his dumb-ass loser face on a plate?”

If this constitutes Scorsese telling kids to get of his lawn, then I’ll happily bring a rake and a leaf blower.

Her set included classics like “La Isla Botulism,” “Like a Virus,” and “Bacterial Girl.”

Unbelievable is that you are letting Barsanti tell you how good or bad this show is.

It wasn’t a perfect show by any means perfect, but my kids and I enjoyed it. Far better than TBoBF and OWK. 

“I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.”

Yup, most American Libertarians are decisively right-wingers. 

Yes, Bill Fucking Maher, the Conservative idiot’s idea of a “Liberal,” when in reality he’s more of the typical “fuck you I’ve got mine” Libertarian type.