Hell’s too good for this half-mummified, democracy-destroying plutocrat.

“FHAK YOU! I’M GONNA PRODUCE ENTOUAHG!”

Saved By The Bell-end

I’ll never forget the massive letdown that is AV Club: The Kinja Years.

I also encourage you...to adhere to that restraining order.

Aidan Turner and Boy George are splitting up?!

Yes.

The little girl from Kick Ass is all grown-up, and strangely, she’s developed a British accent.

That’s the exactly the title I was expecting. I had to read it twice to make sure it didn’t say “Sight,” but sadly it did.

This might be the best Netflix dump I’ve seen in a while.

Casting an American and a Spaniard playing Italians in leading roles...what could possibly go wrong? It reminds me that one time my American wife tried to order a small gelato in Spanish while vacationing in Florence, only to get the massive 20-euro gelato with the wrong flavors.  

IT’S-A-MEE! KYLO!

It’d be awesome if she showed up with robotic legs. Florence + The Machine, indeed.

I could watch Barker’s cameo in Happy Gilmore 99 times, and laugh just as hard every time.

How long until we see Santana at a Ron DeSantis rally?

“It takes courage to grow and glow in the light that you are and to be true, genuine, and authentic. We grow and learn to shine our light with Love and compliments.”

I can’t believe that awful earworm is 24 years old.

Do they even make wheelchairs his size?

Does he drive with the blinker on the entire time?

“C-”? Is the title sequence AI generated as well?