Trust me, audiences were just as terrified.

No need, “Rebel Moon” already sounds like a striper name.

Your career died in the 90s, Derpcules. And it had nothing to do with your "Christian" beliefs.

I can totally see Synder fanboys saying something like, "They are NOT Space Nazis, they are just trying to Make Space Great Again!"

Looks predictably dumb and ugly, and a waste of Sofia Boutella’s talents.

Rebel Moon Part 1: Been There Dune That 

Consensual, even.

He’s paved the way for millions of amoral idiots who want to “grow up” to be just like him. Millennial/Gen Z Donald Trump. 

How about we don’t give credence to such a vacuous grifter imbecile by promoting his deep-seated ignorance?

She had to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off, shake it off.

Welcome to another Taylor Swift Week on the Taylor Swift Club.

Bernout detected. 

The cognitive dissonance is off the fucking charts.

This is a preview of what Ron DeSantis' America would look like.

Thanks to the Electoral College, America is only a few thousands votes away in half a dozen states from putting these MAGAliban terrorist assholes back in the White House.

Lana Del Rey was writing AI songs before AI songwriting apps even existed.

Lawyers for the couple also alleged that Oher and the Tuohys have been estranged for about a decade and that this is “devastating for the family.”

Yes, but has Sandy Bollocks returned her undignified Oscar yet?! “Some people” on the internet want to know!

That is precisely the joke.

We’ve always been at war with East George Lopezia.