“My name is Rocket Racoonsky!”

She didn’t deserve the Oscar that year, but that’s besides the point. She is not under any obligation to return the award, which she won for her portrayal of a character based on a real life person. What we’ve learned about Leigh Anne Tuohy and the story is irrelevant.

That’s how you know the ChatGPT rollout is still in progress.

He’s the fucking worst.

Note to Hollywood execs who treat DEI as just another quota to meet:

Iron Beetle

Xolo Maridueña has more charisma than range, but he can be entertaining to watch.

Late Leto is always the best Leto.

The Sound of Freedom article is after this one.

Leave Clarence Thomas out of this.

“What part of BLIND SIDE don’t you understand, Michael?”

Apparently, just after he turned 18, the Tuohy family actually “tricked him into signing a document making them his conservators,” rather than really adopting him, which game them legal control over his name and his story.

Ever heard of American Underdog?

Zachary Levi is the Chris Pratt of the Ryan Reynolds.

She would finally earn my respect if she farted into a mic.

Swifties were told there would be no math.

Lil Tay is the JonBenét Ramsey of the internet age.

“He’s just on Twitter, and he’s unhappy with woke people”

It’s almost as if Joe Rogan were a vacuous douchebag with no real expertise or strong opinion on any topic; a “go with the flow” kind of bro who routinely spouts a bunch of nonsense that millions of fellow vacuous bros find “entertaining.”

Why won’ she pretend with me?!