How do you like them apples?

Oh, come the fuck on. What’s the 3rd installment going to be called, Talk to M3?

Does this mean we don’t get to shot Lance into Mars?

The AV Club

Two, actually! JFC

I can see now how she ended up having a kid with Apartheid Karen.

For a variety of issues, Black Adam was garbage all around, Johnson included. Only Brosnan was decent in it. Often times, good films flop, but this was hardly the case.

We need AI to replace “influencers” and “streamers.”

Live. Die. Repeat. Repeat.

More like Gal Gadone, amirite?

“How do you do fellow kids?”

X marks despot.

I had forgotten he ever existed.

Dane Cook, now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

“Down there”? The "Up Yours" joke was right there, AVC.

Maybe everyone farted at the same time?

It just feels good to occasionally wear a suit. Even at a conference where everyone is wearing suits, I get tons of compliments.

For the love of god, I hope he doesn’t try to honor her by singing “Nothing Compares 2 U.”

That shirtless picture of Zuckbot should come with a trigger warning.

Did they go fightin’ around the world together? Bet she was a great bare-knuckle boxer.