Dammit, I should’ve scrolled down!

Oh, you’ve seen it? GOOD FOR YOOOOUUUUUUU!!!

This could’ve been the lyrics for a late aughts shitty indie band song.

Those Ben Shapiro tweets aren’t go like themselves.

We are simply pointing out that the “success” of this unshelved 5-year old Qanon-adjacent piece of shit movie is due to bulk tickets buys.

Looks like several greyed out Qanon dipshits came out of the woods to defend their garbage.

It’s based on facts

This QAnon-adjacent drivel is more designed entertain fantasies than expose realities.

You didn’t actually have to pay to watch this garbage movie, you Qtip sucker.

This fascist propaganda and piece of shit movie is the cinematic equivalent of “Moms For Liberty.”

“No more Netflix & Chill, buddy!”

This story would make for a great I Think You Should Leave sketch.

Benny Snarfpie.

I wanted to set him on fire after watching Fever Pitch. Does that count?

Still, despite literally all signs pointing to the contrary (Downey’s British accent, for example, was apparently “the worst [Kate Winslet] has ever heard”), the two seat-fillers were not quite the “shoo-in”s they had thought.

Swift is tolerable. Articles like these, not so much.

Patrick Wilson, the acting equivalent of a room-temperature Wonder Bread mayo sandwich.

The AVC is trying to break the record for “Most Annoying Taylor Swift Articles in a Calendar Year”

Josh Gad should go on strike indefinitely.