You lost me at “Ben Platt.”

You can’t tell fact from fiction, or laughter from anger.

Yes, I’m totally pissed that ticket bulk buy scheme designed to revive a really shitty 5-year old movie disrupted the box office numbers for a few days.

Everytime I read “Sounds of Freedom,” the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles instantly comes to mind.

Get well soon, Bacterial Girl.

I will only settle for The Taylor Swift Center for Children Who Can’t Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.

“It’s not subtle, is all we’re saying.”

This article is just more G/O Media ChatGPT vomit.

She’s a businesswoman first and a musician a distant second; a mediocre country artist who successfully morphed into an overproduced pop princess.

Depend(s), you know, like the adult diaper.

In the header picture, Tom is standing next to the word “Dead” and laughing.

Can Tom Cruise do action movies in his 80s?

The article is not written to articulate any valid points, let alone what it appears to be a made-up concept.

While Tucci didn’t elaborate on this particular form of bad-faith acting...

A fake Star Wars movie directed by Zack Synder might be the most Netflix thing ever.

“Fuck your Space Nazis, Disney! I’ll make my own Space Nazis!” 

Bro One: A Star Wars Story

Toy company Mattel knows this and is planning to capitalize on it. They’ve got Gerwig’s Barbie. They’ve got Lena Dunham’s Polly Pocket. They’ve got J.J. Abrams’ Hot Wheels. And they’ve got Daniel Kaluuya’s long-gestating Barney 

The Dandy Warholes’ Courtney Taylor-Taylor must be huge Swiftie.

All fair points, though I called them “imbeciles,” not nasty. Unlike, let’s say Trump’s fans, who are both imbecile and nasty, always leaving a mess behind for local taxpayers picking up the tab for security and clean up.