Oh that fat grumpy fuck hit on me at party in mission hill years ago. I had these kick ass green and gold nike hitops, and he comes up to me in the kitchen and said something about “my man buying me those kicks, and how he could buy me even cooler ones”. Me”what?!” Slaine, super drunk, going in for round 2"oh didnt I…

I love that book like no other. Science friday did an article about things that have happened that she wrote about:

Cool story bro

You are so right, he is not like Hitler. he’s way more like Mussolini

Oh I shut my 8 year old sister DOWN when she was like “Isnt is so great that Thanksgiving has been going on since pilgrim times?” Me “Your teachers are still shoveling that shit? It started in the 1860s because white people felt guilty that they murdered a whole race of people.”

I think part of the reason so many middle aged white women go blond is because it covers the greys easier-at least thats what my mom told me

Here the thing that rubs me about the “alt right” using the term “special snowflakes” to describe the left

Its probably where the farms are!!! So yes send them off!!! I like my strawberries and almonds

Im sorry youre going through this. People can only hurt you if you let them, and thats true even if theyre your parents. My mother was mentally unwell when as I was a kid, and as a result we engaged in a very painful cycle. I came to realize I was getting hurt by wanting more from my mother than she could give. Our…

Come to Massachusetts! Every county went for Clinton, and our healthcare stuff/gay marriage awesomeness should be well insulated from the coming white nationalist winter. And weeds legal!

I was just talking about blue state contributions last night with my journalist dad. He explained to me that most of the blue states actually subsidize the red-for example every $1 California gives the federal government, they get back 75 cents, while somplace like Kentucky gives $1 and gets $1.25. California could…

I just keep asking questions. They want to fight, but when you get into policy and taxes proposals I find they a. Only support the immigration stuff and have no concept of the actual proposed plans and b. Back them into a corner to where they have no option other than admit theyre racist. This takes up a lot of my…

I live in mass! You can come crash at my place! I also own land in Canada, but Im saving that for emergencies. Plus I need to stock up on can goods.

Same.every Trump supportingmember of my family is getting a membership to the NAACP this holiday season. And Im answering every hateful post they make on sociel media. No more unfollow/unfrinding for me. Time to educate

Right?! I have surgery scheduled for end of November and am so fucking glad I did not procrastinate as usual

If I were Jen I’d at least drop Angie a PM and say: The stoner ones are sure fun at first, aren’t they? Considering BP is the one being investigated for being violent/on drugs, thats really more of a fair assessment

Drinking? Check. Smoking like im going to the electric chair? Check. Have a standing weekly appointment with my weed dealer? Check.

Ive told this story on jez before, but its such a glorious revenge story. Ok, so Im living in Chicago going to art school. I lived in Pilsen while all the rest of my friends lived in a neighborhood that was a straight shot north on the bus. I wake up at my friends house after a night of partying feeling AWFUL. Im…

Dude as a Masshole myself, I can firmly confirm the the weirdest bottom-of-the-barrel Massholes go to AZ. I thought it was just a quirk of my hometown, but my sincerest apologies if you’re getting statewide weirdos

Not my lie, but one I exposed unwittingly.