What he lacks in length, he tries to make up for with intensity.

Don’t know if this is national or a Massachusetts thing, but when there are union strikes around here, they always roll out a gigantic (?inflatable?) rat. Perhaps someone makes a gigantic grizzly?

Y’all liberals think y’all are so smart with yer fancy rhymin’ words and book learnin’ and readin’ and sonnets and such. Y’all don’t know one thing about how real Americans think. Poemsetry should ought to have curse words in it, see? or it ain’t real poemsetry. Like take a look at this here poem like:

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

I’m looking forward to him hitting his “Ozymandias” phase, personally.

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
…

Every damn day he does something to remind me of Yeats’ The Second Coming:

The Posthumus Dick choice was indeed an Easy D.

She absolutely deserved that humiliation and more. This is a woman who defends his racist, sexist, homophobic policies. She deserves that and more. Frankly, I’d be fine with a livecast of her head being shaven in a public square when this administration is finally over.

I think he likes to talk tough to compensate for the fact he’s terrified of stairs.

oh, they’re ALL “party of Lincoln” / Fredrick Douglas / MLK-style Republicans... the same way they’re all “really more of a Libertarian” when they find no women want to have sex with them.

The glimpse of my carefully planned, cute outfit in the office bathroom mirror only ever made me sadder as I escaped into a stall to quietly cry.

I appreciate you claiming your take, but I’m gonna have to disagree. Not that McCarthy can’t be funny, or sometimes hilarious, but top 5........nah

This, however is Normal:

I’m sure Trump will just grant him clemency, that must be next on his agenda.

I feel like if someone said this to me right now, even if I was in fact a totally super bad dude, I’d be like “nah, its cool”

SPOILER! He gets saved ☹️

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?