Should have stayed on De Grassi Street, Aubrey.

OT: The Kennedy Center just voted to rescind the Mark Twin Prize and a lifetime achievement honor that were given to Cosby.

That’s obviously Daniel Tosh.

As I broke the news of the FBI raid to my roommate, the clouds literally parted in Chicago. He and his friend looked at me, looked out the window that was now filled with sunshine after a snow-filled morning, and said, “Oh my God. Is it happening?”

An admittedly late holiday singalong.

for the fishpeople

Some of us just say “period sex”.

(Being careful to avoid names)

You mean the guy whose wife and family come in to the office and do work for him?

And if that doesn’t stop them, stick a finger in their butthole.

I guess this package didn’t have the anti-Semite trading cards (“Aw, I already have Henry Ford!”).

I never knew that Disney was doing a reboot of Cool Runnings.

It was just this weekend that I jokingly asked someone how many more celebrities we would hate by the end of the year. I was joking, Universe!!!

https://jezebel.com/10-of-the-scariest-stories-weve-ever-heard-1652856691

I love this time of the year.

Nope, never did.

These are great stories this year, especially the final one. Chilling!

I can’t wait until her lawyer rewriImeanreleases the sequel.

Not a bug—an intended feature.

Any bets on the number of Szechuan sauce packets in his kitchen?