If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

“FYI, I still think the earth is flat.”

(Caleb McLaughlin, best known for Stranger Things)

I don’t know, but it always makes me think of this:

What the hell is animal husbandry????

He and Ivanka are going to fuck in every room in the White House tonight.

Melania: Touch me, Donald. I crave human contact.

There’s one in LA too, same day as well.

10 am on the 21st at Grant Park. http://womens121marchonchicago.org

It’s always surprising! Good luck with your new one!

Man, is SNS now at 5?

Good. Now can we work on booting Jimmy Fallon for his annoying portrayal of a talk show host?

Taylor isnt political, she wouldn’t be involved with something like this. Taylor does a lot of good with her money, but if its controversial she’s not touching it.

So I’m like a million fucking years old and I understand that this has become my get off my lawn moment but I really do miss a time when selling out was a bad thing.

Oh, prominently displaying the White House he doesn’t want to live in. Cool.

THE COLOR GUARD IS COLORED

lawmakers don’t gaf about anyone unless it affects them personally. reactionary garbage.

I live to serve. Even the sportsmen.

Thank you for taking the last case. This man of Deadspin needed that clarification