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She’s no Lily Von Shtupp.

I recently started driving for Lyft. I am still shocked, after all the horrors that have happened in the ridesharing world, that women will sit next to me in the front seat and not move to the back at the first opportunity. Then again, I probably should have adjusted my expectations after the multiple

In a production of 1984 that I did, there was some pretty simple stage trickery. During the “four fingers or five” interrogation scene, we used some hidden balsa wood to make the sound of Winston’s fingers being broken by the guards.

A blast of warm air struck the bridge of her nose; and though her eyes were closed, Tara knew the worst of the interview was over. A fine dust settled on her face, and drifting over her was the smell she had heard whispers of...close to, but almost entirely unlike cheese.

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Wax Tailor, Tales of the Forgotten Melodies

About to board a plane. Something snapped in me this weekend and I have come to the conclusion that I can’t be happy and still be in contact with my family. Having a constant IV drip of gin isn’t viable, and i’m already tearing up at the thought of walking away from the one relative who hasn’t hurt me. Staying in

The idea of Trump shooting himself in the dick implies that he has excellent aim with miniscule targets.

Nope. Until something occurs to rock their little worlds, they’re not going to change their minds and it’s not your obligation.

At least when she decides to cover “A Horse With No Name” by America, we’ll know which guy she was talking about.

I imagine more as the “Goodbye Horses” of our climate change saga:

If the film Dear Zachary demonstrated anything to me, it’s gonna take a dead schoolkid or two for Canadians to change the law in such a way that this kind of situation won’t occur again.

We don’t need no water,

Don’t worry—they’ll be back with the GOP when the next candidate learns how to properly operate the dog whistle.

I’m pretty sure that’s what Sean means when he talks about how he’ll never stop “searching for the truth”.

His conscience? His actual bank balance?

Bannon had a facial scar and Donnie was a rapist...

See also: class, the respect of their peers, the ability to smile, English as a first language