I can’t help but shake the feeling that Sean wears the socks afterwards, too...

Could be the bait & tackle together. That could take up at least half a palm.

I don’t think so. If they did anything, they fell back and regrouped to target the ‘08 Democratic primary candidates.

It’s hard to tell through the screaming and flashes of red that occur whenever I see him.

The same way all Fox News wet dreams end—Sean Hannity listlessly wiping up with a grey gym sock.

I cannot give you an extra star for your name. That is a shame.

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.

I didn’t know Billie Jean King was Hawaiian.

I used to joke that all of the long-form improv was done by 5 white guys wearing different wigs and facial hair.

I wouldn’t be shocked to discover that some musical theater major (or a Chicago comedy ensemble) wrote Little Scat of Horrors as a weekend writing project.

Maybe this has been the long game of the Ghostbusters fans all along...

It’s uncanny.

At this point, he’s closer to Ethel Mertz.

Any minute now, she’s going to start writing about fake doors...

From 2010, and it’s based on a true story—

Ave Maria

I have dined with women to whom I am not married and aren’t fucking, and it’s never been an issue. I’ve learned to tune out the overheard conversations:

Subtle foreplay is curable. No one volunteers for the treatment, though.

Jet fuel can’t melt migrants’ dreams.