If only there was an expert who could determine whether or not this is shade...a judge of some sort, perhaps with their own court...

Between this shitbag and Ted Cruz’s father comparing gay marriage to the rise of the Nazis in Germany, I no longer why my dad left the Republican Party. Too crazy for even principled, intelligent conservatives (yes, a few of them exist).

I’m agog. I can still remember Bill Clinton being asked,”Boxers or briefs?” at an MTV town hall meeting, and Bob Dole falling off a platform while campaigning. The Mark Foley fallout, the permanent dyslexia of W, the Swift Boating of John Kerry, and the plague of Palin.

...Sexual Harrassment Panda?

Like how the creators of Dr. Who ripped off The Story of O for its main character?

This one goes out to Jamie:

If only she had been armed; she could have defended herself.

Preparing to make beer tomorrow. The lightest, easiest drinking, lowest-ABV beer ever constructed by a homebrewer (and with a hint of grapefruit). Calling it the Basic Batch. For now...PBR.

You say reminder of your fleeting days, I say cheap and easy present shopping for people you wish would stop talking to you.

Vincent Kapoor has me so upset

So this is a communist plot?

Fast forward one year: as Miss Saldana leaves the stage holding her Best Actress Oscar™, out walks the host—which is not Chris Rock, but actually Carlos Mencia in heavy makeup.

Unless the whole race takes 20 years, includes 6 months in the hole, and ends with a half-mile crawl through a sewer pipe...yeah, that’s still going easy on them.

Third base!

Then the lawsuit takes a dramatic turn when Swift reveals ownership of trademarks on the words “slander”, “professional”, and “lawsuit”.

Doing a weeklong overnight stay with an adorable Spaniel (yay money and cute dog!) and a security camera that texts the owners whenever I enter or leave (boo lack of trust!).

You have saved me five minutes of effort. Thank you.

I wonder what I would find out by Googling them.

This is one of those moments that make me love this insane patch of dirt we call America.

They didn’t “get caught”. They had permission to use a certain amount, then were sued for supposedly using more than the original agreement permitted. That lost them half their royalties.