Jam on Toast.

Glad I’m not young anymore; I just thought the feelings of powerlessness would go away after a certain age. They didn’t. This brief lift is pleasant, but I know it will be gone soon.

Currently in possession of too many fucks. Writing about emotional subjects, recovering from a sprained shoulder, and the possibility of someone with money taking an interest in a side project has currently overwhelmed me. After two weeks of being in agony and fearing that the rest of my life would be a terrible…

I thought this was one of those motivational metaphors, like eating a frog or voting in midterm elections. How distressed I am to discover it is not.

A picture of the rally:

Works for the New York Times, but he really wants to be editor-in-chief at Vogue.

I bet her next five rewrites of TKAM will be sublime.

It’s disgraceful, downright shameful, all of these people preventing Rhianna from getting things done all the time everyday.

We need more of you in this world. If this is possible without resorting to procreation, please do so.

Something something legitimate case of blah blah shutting it down yada yada yada the schpiel is getting old, you dingbats.

If this means She & Him will be permanently disbanded, I may have a tougher decision for Election Day.

My mom actually worked in radio during the 1970s (as the velvet-voiced vixen of the afternoon drive-time slot, according to station ads). Among the stories about:

One of my clearest memories of high school was seeing a senior girl in my photography class curled up on a long windowsill. When the teacher went over to check on her, she moaned loud enough for all to hear, “I’m not working today. I’m having my period.”

How related is this to women in Hollywood disappearing after they turn 40? I think there’s an avenue of research to be explored. Give me a grant and a bag of Funyuns! It’s time for science.

Twist; no one needs to go to jail, because we’re all dead and this is hell.

Um...

How many points do I get for realizing that you never said who you were voting for?

...are we talking about intersectionality again?

So, they wanted to pray the bullets out of her?

Jeremy?