Gahhh! No! BLARGH!

One day, my older sister had a bunch of friends hanging out at our house. They were looking for something to do before going out for the night, so out came the Ouija board. The curtains were shut, the lights turned off, and I was given the job of sitting on the couch and holding the flashlight so they could see what…

Don’t be stupid, be a smarty!

That Bernie Sanders has seen things that we people could never imagine?

I’m usually working on Halloween, so the thrill of going to work in costume is the biggest one I usually get. This time, it’s on a weekend and my going out plans don’t start until way late at night. It’s a bit different for me, but I fully intend to take advantage of the Daylight Savings time going away.

Jesus. Current plans including setting up clamp lights and a choral loop on my speakers, and standing out on my tiny front balcony to confuse/scare the crap out of the parents taking their kids for trick-or-treats.

Already took care of Z (and even X). Thanks for the line, though, and thank you for starting this.

So, I fucked up and did N twice and forgot M. Here’s a replacement couplet:

God-god-damnit-damnit, I did N twice and forgot M. Thanks for reminding me to recheck.

X on your hand lets you back in the bar

Q is the Query, “Let’s see some ID”

Like Lemons and Limes (from letter L)

E is for Egg White, rare cocktail ingredient

A is for Absinthe; these days, not so trippy

N is for no fucks, when drinking by day

I is the Icebag you’ve forgotten to buy

B is for Bourbon and imbibing with bears

Exactly! Unless they had some sort of new evidence that would nail her to the wall, what were they thinking? That the sheer intimidation factor of being on TV before a congressional committee would somehow crack her? I think they’ve watched too many Law and Order episodes.

Wow. Texans must have nostalgia for the days of rampant back-alley abortions and untreated chlymidia.