Or it could leave an ugly mark on their underwear.

The best idea.

Well, you win the white carnation!

There’s only one sanity clause, and he lives at the North Pole.

Your Groundhog Day reference confuses me.

“That’s not my culture and heritage!”

Yes sir, a group of upstanding young men.

I’m just assuming they’ll stack them up and have it be first-come-first-served.

No palate cleansers? Damn, you’re a Spartan when it comes to your sugar sampling.

The happy couple’s first kiss:

If you can’t be a politician, or an athlete...

What a man, what a man...

A couple years ago, I saw a burlesque routine to the song that was done all in black light. The dancers started with red paint on their right hands, and it turned into this awesome display of color, shapes, and stark handprints. Bumped Scream right out of my head, I can say.

You’re welcome. It’s part of a mix I blast in my ears when the work days are rough. Helps dull the ache a bit.

Cleese and Idle.

For you:

It was...underwhelming, actually. Like someone heard Cox & Combes’ “Washington” and decided to stretch it out for 2 hours. And make it historically accurate. And put in passive aggressive statements about the importance of artists and storytellers.

Running down the list:

Are the kites the ones that are trying to keep the drones down?

I’ll make a half-assed run for any public office for only $29.95!