Candy corn and fresh water. :-D

Right now, you’re older than you’ve ever been

Thank you for reminding me to go pick up some candy corn. And pumpkins, too. Can’t forget those pumpkins.

>_<

I find it possible that these people were already masturbating into envelopes already as a social activity.

*singing*

Foreign policy experience?

I once got drunk on Fourth of July and decided to wax my chest.

If it’s enough to power artificial intelligence, why not?

Renew

The most beautiful part is that these two were also pushing bills to end civil marriages in the state, in response to the Obergefell ruling. Thank you, Tea Party fundies, for helping me to never run out of schadenfreude.

It’s the nostalgia bit. Listening to her Born to Die was the experience of listening to umpteen rearrangements of Nancy Sinatra’s cover of “Bang Bang”. I fully admit that her work isn’t for me, and I take a bit of comfort knowing I’m not crazy for thinking this.

F.A.S.T.

I should probably admit right now that I am half-carrot. I am sprinkled with EVOO and celery salt, except around my gills and trunk, and often dance around to “Dr. Goldfoot and his Bikini Machine”.

*insert “You’re So Vain” joke here*

Oh, Poolesville; the place that makes Rockville residents feel good about where they live...

...so, why don’t they adjust the Scale of Sense Making and make -10 even worse?

But the thought? I’m trying not to consider what that was.