It was Calvin Harris pissing off the internet. Duggar made too much sense, and so was reduced to a smug smile and nod.

Twice today I’ve had reason to use this:

It hurts to be an optimist.

$3,000 a year. I’m guessing, of course.

Thank you, Senator; your statements have been entered into the record.

The only way I could support such a thing is if the mandatory outfit was a pantomime horse costume. First-year interns are the back half, of course.

Well, we could always use a night watch...do you have a Stick of Justice, or a Chair Leg of Truth? And will you feel comfortable whomping people on the head?

That is the owner; he just wanted to make a viral video.

When we’re properly zoned and have beds set up for overnight stays, i’ll update you via the mailing list.

Available upon request. Tonight’s selection is three-cheese macaroni with brocollini and spinach.

I’m glad to report that, after the success of The Sanity Snowpit, the FTS (Fuck This Shit) Bunker has finished renovations and is now ready host those who desire a brief respite from this horseshit. Electricity, Internet, and plumbing have been unknowingly donated by local religious institutions, and the…

If she had tried the lesbian angle, I’m sure the press would have fallen silent. And someone would have given a “...go on...” motion with their hand.

You’re good at this game. Have you considered a career as a political strategist?

Any mention of Leviticus 20:10 in that post?

If they really want to shock me, they’ll have Tracy Morgan bring back Brian Bellows with complete lucidity and awareness of his surroundings.

“Authority Without Responsibility “

Have a wonderful night, all. I’m going to sit on my back porch and play drunken music. Requests are welcome and will most likely be forgotten.

Also make sure you can commit the time for play/walks/etc. Depending on the breed, they’ll need more/less exercise.