Don’t forget to give them this when they ask for a driver’s license. Don’t worry, it’s Orlando. They won’t actually look at it.

My favorite Civic:

It was a dark and stormy night. The little Mustang was was roaming through a crowd-desert and beginning to see crowd-mirages with increasing regularity. After traveling miles and miles of endless road, and desperate to satiate its thirst for the blood of the innocent, he made a sudden swerve to invoke the Sacred Rite…

Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable, Alfas are unreliable. I fucking need it.

Dude, who puts gravy on a cake instead of icing?

Just buy a Comanche.

I got here as soon as I could

Why? I can think of about 482,000 reasons. Seriously, somebody is going to have to fill that tdi void, May as well be Mazda. I know a cx5 is high on our list...a diesel would seal the deal

NP. Sure. Fuck it. Nothing matters

Nice to see RBR experimenting with new power sources like cringe.

WAAT THDA FAAK??!

What’s this “park” that you speak of? You put it in neutral to save wear on you left leg.

I may need a bigger bar....

Mi Dios! Este es la chubacabra! Vamos Amigo, Vamos a mi garaje. NP.

Let’s just get this out of the way. (Assuming it fits, which it might not.)

But I flap the paddles.

It isn’t a Ford waffle.

What seems to be the problem?

People may laugh, but Pintos ran really well in all kinds of racing and the little 4 cylinder can be built for large power too.