/read entirely as Jon Lovitz

RIP to the fabulous king

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Filipinos are not Hispanic/Latino, though.

He means diversity in opinion about the most important issues of the day. While most African Americans would probably say institutional racism and police brutality are key issues, you don’t have the same solidarity with Latinos. Central Americans might be more concerned about refugees, while Mexican Americans more…

Well, there is your problem.

How fucking hard is it to just say “oh gosh, I’m sorry I bumped into you”? I don’t know if the white woman was ignorant but she sure was stupid. A few minutes of mouthing off and pulling a gun and now their life is fucked.

Lots of performance motors, but let’s be honest here. The most legendary engine of all time is probably the Toyota 5S-FE. The boring little ~130HP 2.2L 4-Cylinder fitted to tens of millions of Toyota Camrys.

So, a coprolite is a piece of fossilized feces, literally stone-cold shit, and yet paleontologists get frothy excited when one is found. It’s not how foul a thing is, it’s how good an indicator of an era or experience it is. The Trabant is possibly the worst car ever foisted on the car-buying public, and yet today…

That’s actually a program for the Apple II I wrote when I was like 15 or so I still have. It loads a bunch of static full-screen images into memory and flips between them at random or via keyboard control.

The brake light is most likely on because the parking brake is on.

Being a little to the left of Pantsuit Goldwater isn't much to brag about, but take your wins where you can get them, I guess.

I looked up “pack of feral hogs,” and have learned that it can be referred to as a Sounder of Swine, which is both wonderful to say, and may be my next band’s name.

I saw one of those on a Merkur Scorpio in Paris once!

There’s two things wypipo hate:

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