I’m imagining el Chapulín Colorado as a (short) human-sized murder hornet and giggling unnecessarily.

That’s The Castle of Cagliostro.

That’s Topo Gigio, which the ad agency put there likely because Japan loves puns.

Unfortunately, “It was just after dark when the truck started down the hill that leads into Interstate 635" doesn't quite roll off the tongue.

That looks like Leroy Lettering.

Unlike with copyright and patent law, a trademark owner must actively defend their exclusive use of the trademark as it can otherwise become a generic term. Per the article in the Grauniad, McD’s did not properly defend their trademark during the five years prior to the lawsuit. Even just sending C&D letters to…

Dude, that’s just cruel. Homeless people deserve better than Starbucks coffee.

Whoever plays this new game will never experience the joy of having the car stall in the middle of a dirt road nor having to search for randomly ejected transmission parts due to having forgotten to tighten the nut on the clutch throwout fork.

Now where did they get the inspiration for that dart launcher from?

At least the boardwalks in Wildwood and Avalon make it nigh on impossible for motor vehicles to drive onto them by lying at a higher elevation than adjacent streets, plus the access ramps have only enough space for pedestrians and bicycles. I’ve never been to Ventnor, but I guess the boardwalk there sits at street…

TIL that a regular Smart Fortwo exceeds Japanese keijidōsha regulation limits. Thanks, Obama.

You can’t take away the responsibility for driving safely from drivers. If the law required every parking lot, bridge, offramp, etc. had barriers to prevent vehicles from flying off the edge, eventually we’d end up with an industry dedicated to people flying off the edges to profit from the ensuing lawsuits.

Amazing. It took a SEVEN-STORY FALL for a BMW to flash its turn signals. A bit too late for that, eh.

Bring A Trailer Wheelbarrow.

I grew up with Betis. It’s hard to find in the US, so I buy a can whenever I see one on sale. It’s got a stronger and rather unique flavor compared to most other olive oils that I can find.

I grew up with Betis. It’s hard to find in the US, so I buy a can whenever I see one on sale. It’s got a stronger…

The police radar law in Pennsylvania also applies to lasers.

Philly has already begun to go down the path of having sponsored stations. The Pattison Avenue station adjacent to the sports complex in South Philly is now called the AT&T Station, so now people can associate a shitty cellular service provider with a trio of shitty sports teams.

I’d have to give the nod to the Oldsmobile Rocket V8. Simple, catchy, and suggestive.

That crazy long timing belt gives me the heebie jeebies.

So, Herbie runs the 24 Hours of LeMons?