All hail the dog-leg gearbox.

Our head of getting Orlove’s car back on the road is Philip DeCarova.

I used to love watching the Pink Panther as a kid, along with the companion shows The Ant and the Aardvaark and The Inspector.

They’d have to use the same laugh track though.

I’d listen to a rebooted Car Talk with Jason and David (for the crazy and gearhead answers, respectively).

Genset trailer.

How dare you besmirsh drugs’ good name by comparing them to a Caliber?!?

She came to our school to debate the female attorney behind Roe Vs. Wade. Afterward she kept going on about when she was a little girl, her family never locked their door in St. Louis. “But you had William S. Burroughs as a neighbor. You should have locked the door,” I replied. She had no idea who Burrroughs was.

Yo car so old, the fold-out rear entertainment system is rumble seats. Yo car so old, the engine AND the driver are both flat-heads. Yo car soooo old....it's so old....it comes with Bluetooth because your dentist and barber are the SAME GUY. OHHHHHH, SNAP!

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You can’t drive a Puffalump.

I hate Puffalumps.

I thought that was toyota’s thing with the TuRD

Maybe there was a code brown segment that was cut by the editorial staff.

Is this car a Haldex AWD ringer? I’m guessing he has a defeat switch when he does his totally unnecessary FWD burnout, but plugs it back in for the race. When he launches you can see a puff of smoke from his rears, and he leaves a small patch of rubber on the track.

That’ll only ruin your mood if you’re a snob. To everyone else, the sound of a turbo VR6 would be happiness.

Please stop using Facebook embeds.

And Jesus will descend from the heavens to meet the $20k Soarer buyer. He will extend his divine hands and impart his holy wisdom: a slap on the back of the dude’s head and say , “WTF!? Dumbass!”.

I can see The Onion headline now.